Wednesday, February 1, 2012

i have a thing for lil' fat babies.

I love fat babies. I just love 'em to pieces.

Skinny babies sort of...scare me. (I was one. It is just not good). I just like squishy babies. They are just fantastic.

I think I offend a lot of people when I say things like this about their children ("Why is this young girl acting as though my precious bundle of joy is obese!?"), so I try not to say it to people, unless they are somehow directly related to me. I really don't see what the problem is, though. Fat babies are healthy and happy. And not like they are really worried about their self image...

My little sister (now almost 4) still responds to the name Squish, which is what I called her since she was a yittle baby. She also responds to Baby Giraffe...so maybe she is just odd, like me.

My Mom has always told me to pray for specifics, and that God likes details. So I pray for God to give me fat, squishy babies in the far and distant future, else I will...send them back...is that weird? 


*dear my far and distant future children,
i will love you, no matter what. But...please just be fat and make it easier for all of us.


On the topic of fat babies, check this one out. Guess who! (Not me, obviously!)

Not sure if he would okay the posting of this picture, which is pretty much one of my favorite things of all time, but he mostly likely won't care. It is just way too precious not to. And I tell him he was a cutelilfatbaby all the time and he likes it, so...

3 comments:

Ellie said...

JoJo??? :)

Sarah Louise Upjohn said...

Aw he looks exactly the same. :)
Love the socks!! I need to get me a pair of those.

Also, yes. All babies should be fat.

Isabella Kiss said...

@ ellie- yup. yup it is. in all his fat baby glory. adorable, I think. :)

and weeze, I KNOW! what is WRONG with people!? I cannot understand why it is offensive. Whatever. I like me some lil fat babies. deal with it people.

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