If I were a...

**I found this somewhere and thought it was semi-intriuging. And slightly crazy.  And very time wasting. But here goes anyway...

- If I were a season, I’d be Fall.


- If I were a month, I’d be ...um...September. It is in the fall...

- If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday, I suppose.

- If I were a time of day, I’d be ...somewhere after 8:00am and before midnight...?

- If I were a planet, I’d be (who comes up with this stuff?!)...lets go with Pluto. I miss pluto. Poor thing.

- If I were a direction, I’d be..oh who knows...what direction do you think I should be?

- If I were a tree, I’d be a great, big, bad pine tree, with ginormous branches. Or an oak. Or anything climbable (But no you should not try and climb me. I am not a tree.)

- If I were a flower, I'd be...I don't really like flowers...is lavender a flower? It smells very good.

- If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate. Perhaps a mango. Or Nectarine. Or Pineapple. I love fruit...

- If I were a land animal, I’d be a ...um...chipmunk!

- If I were a sea animal, I’d be a...*never thought about this one before, so...* squid?

- If I were a bird, I’d be a.. it's toss up between Peregrine Falcon and Raven.

- If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookcase. Or maybe a hammock, if you consider that to be furniture.

- If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.

- If I were a stone, I’d be onyx, because it is black and not sparkly.

- If I were a tool, I’d be ...a pen. :)

- If I were a kind of weather, I’d be warm, summer rain that comes on quick in big, pelting drops.

- If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a baby grand piano. Actually, I might be loud and crazy enough to be considered a drum set but...we can stick with piano.

- If I were a colour, I’d be crimson red.

- If I were a facial expression, I’d be...the weird stuff I do with my eyebrows. I can rock a good many facial expressions; facial expression is one of my primary means of communication.

- If I were an emotion, I’d be passion. Better yet, ardency.

- If I were a sound, I’d be rain.

- If I were an element, I’d be fire. Water is cool too, but...no, fire wins.

- If I were a car, I’d be a...I dunno. Can't choose.

- If I were a food, I’d be pasta. Or bread. Or anything carb-ish. Tis a miracle I don't weigh 7,000 pounds with the amount of carbs I consume.

- If I were a place, I’d be...London. And/or Maine. (I am trying to visual what it would be if I some how was able to combine those two wonderful places. Mind blowing, I tell you.)

- If I were a flavour, I’d be a nonartificial one. :)

- If I were a scent, I’d be lavender. I am pretty much am anyway...

- If I were an object, I’d be ...AH! too many options!... blank paper.

- If I were a body part, I’d be...eyes? I love eyes.

- If I were a song, I’d be...I cannot answer this, sorry. Too hard.
- If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be red, Converse High Tops.

- If I were transportation, I’d be ship (...pirate ship...).

- If I were a cartoon, I’d be ...uh...like cartoon strip? TV show?  A character? What? Forget this one...

- If I were a fairy tale, I’d be...oh, these are all too hard!

- If I were a holiday, I’d be (obviously!) National Talk Like a Pirate Day

- If I were a superhero, I’d be Batman (though I am female. Not sure how that'd work out...).
 
 
 
...and now you know a whole bunch of really pointless stuff about me!**