Or at least I, the pirate, think it is funny. If I had a hook hand I would keep my Etsy receipts on it...
(*DISCLAIMER.* You people have been lied to. Real pirates didn't have hook hands. Only the guy who liked to fight an immature boy in green tights and run from a large, ticking reptile. Silly fantasy pirates, they've ruined it for the rest of us rogues.)
:) imagine having a hook hand tho, i bet those would make convient weapons when someone was annoying you. just joshing...or am i?
ReplyDeleteor if you suddenly wanted to fish with your body submerged in water.... :)
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